wallet goose chase

ACT 1 SCENE 1 {set on an 855 bus}

Enter Khing and Qiuting

Khing : Oh woe be me, my purse hath been misplaced

Qiuting : Serious, art thou?

Khing : Serious I be, fair lady. `tis a terrible befalling bestowed

Qiuting : Mayhaps thou might so uncover thine purse in thy shouldered burden?

Khing : Nay, it has been as shadows in daylight. I must taketh my leave and return swiftly. I bid thee farewell.

Qiuting : Alas, thou woe be my woe, thus woe be us both. Let us proceed to unboard thy carriage.

Khing : Then so be it, however thee deems fit.

[exit

ACT 2 SCENE 2

Khing and Qiuting runs towards serene centre

Qiuting : Hurry! May haste save thy purse!

Khing : (aside) Haps that lad at the bus stop hath my purse?

(to lad) Honourable stranger, by fortune, hath thou a purse see?

Lad : Nay. I be alone - man, dead or leather.

Khing : Ay, great thanks to thee, we shall re-embark on our journey.

Qiuting : Where hence thou last mind thine purse?

Khing : Mine thoughts are as the morning mist - all is unclear. No matter, we shall seek further.

Qiuting : Purse, o purse! Where art thou? We seeketh till we reveal, so much i vow!

[exit

ACT 1 SCENE 2 {set: serene centre}

Enter Khing, Marcus and rest of FUEL group (shell)

Khing : Good Marcus! What hath thou found?

Marcus : As much as a fish finds fire in water, i fear.

Khing : Whence could it be?

Marcus : Whence did thou last see?

Khing : Thy purse must be here. Yet it eludeth us all. How much mystery hath been planted into this.

Marcus : `tis grit we must hold now. For all things shall come to pass through Christ strength. Thou shall run with no weariness and no faint in footsteps. Onward, brothers!

Khing : Wait, ho! Thy memories floodeth back! O great fool, come now!

Marcus : Where now cow of brown?

Khing : `tis madness, this thought of mine. Yet mayhaps my purse be as McDonald refuse!

Marcus : What treachery is this? `tis far from sanity! Look, ho, lunar hath risen too mightily!

Khing : Nay! We shall proceed. This unholy grave shall we defile!

Marcus : A madman's wish but none shall i turn away. A favour too much to not risk astray!

[exit

ACT 2 SCENE 1 {set: Serence McDonalds rubbish bin}

Enter Khing, Qiuting, Marcus and rest of SHELL

Felix : Thy repulsive cestpool i shall uncover, there on thou be devoured.

Khing : `tis enough, i offer thee gratitude.

Felix uncovers bin

Khing : My purse i see! Oh great joy be me. Yet melancholy shall reek, as do my purse before me.

[exit

Wallet Goose Chase

-On the 855 yellow bus

Khing : Oei sia la. Wallet boh ke. Must be kah lao somewhere.

Qiuting: Wah jia lat. Liddat how. Is it in your bag?

Khing : No not there. I next stop get off. Bye bye.

Qiuting : I get off wif you la.

Khing : Ok la.

-Running back to serene centre

Qiuting : Faster la later wallet really gone.

Khing : (thinking) wah maybe that guai lan guy sitting at the bus stop kope my wallet

(to guy) aye fren got see wallet here not.

Guy : Err dun haf.

Khing : Orh ok thanks.

Qiuting : You remember where you last saw it not.

Khing : Cannot sia my mind bong cha cha.

-Serene Centre

Khing : Marcus! How?

Marcus : Don't have lei. We search already. Then also got ask the receptionist there.

Khing : Wah lau where could it be.

Marcus : Must be around here somewhere la.

Khing : Oh wait. I think I know where. Maybe i throw with my mcdonald meal.

-McDonald rubbish bin

Felix : Khing i take out the bin for you. After that you own your own ah.

Khing : Can can.

(felix pulls out bin)

Khing : Oh my son. It's here.

madman's blog

it's here. it's in the room.
it's in the corner. it's right here with me.
the moon illuminates it for me
yet why cant they see it?

but no, it's out there
it's out to get me.
it's an entire nation after me
it's the great empire of the exami
yes... it's the exami nation.
the moonlight is being shrouded by ominous clouds
no... the moon... no...

it was a terrible day.
all day i had spent locked up in that prison
the prison that had cost 11.8million bucks to make
all that money just to lock me in.
no... they can't keep me... no.

everywhere my jail mates walked.
there was no escape...
we were all identified in our jail uniforms
those hideous, gruesome uniforms...
spawned from a warped concept
a concept that had jaws that dripped blood
our blood.. no... leave me alone

i still see it now
the wardens' bloodied jaws gaped maliciously
i see it... i see it...
they claw at us,
with each wound inflicted burdening us yet again
especially now... since the examis are coming
they're coming.
moon oh moon. where art thou?
the lunar be my light.
the lunar be my might.
the examis are coming.
i know.
my in mates know. i can see it in their eyes.
daily they pick up their weapons... prepping for war.
the examis are coming.

the moon is out again.
i must bask in its brilliance again.
moon oh moon.

new bag

my trusty old deuter bag i bought at chiangmai in sec3
spoilt just a few days back
the zip got zip like never zip the zip liddat
zip already got hole one
den all my barang barang kah lau from the side all come out

so these few days i use my white deuter bag
dating p5.
it was too small la
for the amount of work i have to bring home
it was buldging awkwardly

and thus today
i made a trip down to bugis street
scouring the crowded maze that shifted as time passed
i covered every inch of bugis street
all the while listening to extremely beng/lian songs
like the hokkien version of lau shu ai da mi

finally i bought my bag
pity they dun produce white backpacks again
but anw
i bought this really really big red bag
and i put my old bag, my plastic bag of wet clothes and my shoes in it
much space there was left
red bag, upsize pls
you could put a desktop comp into the bag sia
i saw myself in some reflection
and i looked like some primary skl kid
lugging this ginormous bag around
acherly
can fit a primary skl kid inside oso...
hmmm

featherless wings

blossomed wings arched in brilliant light
goresome sight of one grand flight
three wings one pair
zero feathers none the nightmare

everything comes at once, nothing can be seen
let me know in advance, anything so keen

withered wings wet with wild wind
pierced petals pruning, pinned
i'm not out of my mind
but there is something that i've yet to find

create, animate and evolve
excavate, advocate and dissolve
what am i missing where have i not gone
when will i be finding just what all went wrong?

eyes wide open

the other day i had a very peculiar experience
it was the first time i had slept with my eyes open
i've been able to sleep partially while standing so far
but this was really eye wide open sleep, albeit light
indeed, it was an eye opener

its happen during one economy crass

we were doing market failure i tink
something that had calculations one
oh yes gdp n gnp
wells prior to econs
i had an ultra long his story class
which was ultra sapping
so ultra, man

so anw
i was engaged in a fiercesome battle with the Z monster
zzzzz...
it was mightily imba
zzzzz...
i was getting owned, pawned and whatever u can think of
zzzzz...
yet i stood ok sat in the face of adversity and persevered
zzzzz...
but soon it was gg
zzzzz...
the Z monster had just bought the skadi and had frost attacks
ok la it was the air con but anw it made it very sleep conducive
zzzzz...
and thus i succumbed, though i still refused to close my eyes

there i was, resting my head against the back of my chair
tucked snugly in my jacket
sleeping with eyes wide open

i could see everything, but they didnt register into my mind
the next thing i knew, i saw bernard low walking towards me
but it was still not registering. the register had problems
then he tapped me on the shoulder
and i woke up with a start
now i know... my start button is on my shoulder
so anw i realised he had finished gdp and gnp oreddy
but all i noticed was him walking towards me
was quite cool i guess
about 16 degrees to be precise
someone should calm down the air con