hi blog

hi blog
remember when u were still a budding blog
under a different name?
well i do
it was well over 3 years ago
the first layout was a colorful ugly thing
den in de end u were clothed in a beautiful template
powered by one of avril lavigne's songs
and finally i changed ur name
and here u are
still going strong

those were the days
when i blogged mundane daily matters on u
no longer
u will not be ashamed

for most of ur existence
i haf blogged on u daily
u became an integral part of my nite life
u became a habit
u became just me

thank u fer always being there
thanx fer nvr complaining
for the times when i crapped on in u
for the times i sweared on u
for the times i abused u
for the times i made u look obscence and kinky

thanx bloggy

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btw. chinese Os were easy weasy

chinese Os beforemath

its de eve of de chinese Os
and yet i am here
blogging
while i still haf a quarter of study more to go
i need some stress
my report book reads:

"kenneth is a competitive pupil who is able to put forth constructive ideas. He also demonstrates ability to cope with stress in a calm manner"

ability my foot
no stress to cope
need to feel stressed

newaez i skipped doing sec1 and 2
too many words to rmb
roar
wish i cld do nxt yr's ppr

newaez
i've got a third jc invitation 2dae
doesnt do much to deter my choice tho
but its really really flattering
and it further inflates my ego

bibi

2daes my most memorable biathlon ever

so today's my first ever biathlon
fat screw up
basically at the swim lah
was beaten by girls (again)
and was one of e last outta e water
how embarrassing
the run wasnt any better
sad, sad run =(

oh father was telling me bout
how a neighbour noticed 'polygon' on my bike
and tot that it was e name
which isnt, cuz its e brand
newaez my father was like
who in the blue world wld give their bike a name??
haha
i liked his reaction when i told him my bike's called sora

so today
happy 15 to shangrong, for living 5475 days
and happy 16 to eva, for living 5840 days

wasted

laughed a lifetime worth of lufter today
with who else but part of acx

b4 tt was my first trng wif new coach
eh ntg much cuz few of us got aquathon 2ml

tt is all

living daylights

can you see it flicker before your very own eyes? a wilting flower, a fading shadow. with the falling of the sand in the glass bringing about its disintegration, its weathering. like a gem that is smoothened, part of it is rejected and seeved out. the gem becomes smaller, but it gleams with pride and arrogance. the test of time abdicates the many kings and hails the ascension of stronger, more vibrant rulers. stagnating is simply an extreme aberation. who can stand the test of time?

for now, the planets will not cease their orbit. alignments and eclipses are mere coincidences of time and signals not the halting of time itself. why then do we treasure these occurances? its rarity is invalid. rarity is abound these days.

my alter being trails off as i dig deep into them. the core idea is just beyond my grasp. i end up with fragments of unjudged thoughts. are they mere illusions? or just part of nature's means to help us justify our very existence that never really existed in some form of virtual reality? is there reality to start with? perhaps these are all plots of mother earth to keep its, so to speak, governors treading upon this realm?

isnt being held back from what we cannot visualise a possibility? held back under the pretense of what many see as 'meaning' while gritting through trials and tribulations. all a scam? a plan to restrain us from ever reaching that better place we never knew and can never fathom? is that why the old die, because they have seen enough and are therefore unconsciously whisking free from the wrath of an unseen force? a force that inflicts pain, suffering and strifes to those that disobey it?

i find myself unable to catch up with myself. i find myself not understanding myself. wierd, no? or is this the same with everyone else?

job 29:28

oh and b4 i forget
here's another bible verse i like

And this is what He says to all humanity
"The fear of the Lord is true wisdom;
to forsake evil is real understanding"

-Job 29:28

without school

skipped skl 2dae
woke up and woke father up
he looked at the clock
i looked at the clock
half past seven
we exchanged glances
"nah" we decided
and that is how i got to skip skl

after today
home schooling becomes more appealing

wtvr
had a game of fart lek wif e waves at east coast again
got caught once
so like, roar my shoes are wet
cuz of one fast wave

chinese Os are coming
have covered 6 chapters
dun intend to do sec 1 2
issit a mistake?
dun be

results!

results are back!
frankly im kinda happy wif em
altho its e highest L1R5 ive ever got

english - 59 (??????????)
chinese - 68
emath - 62 (!!!!)
amath - 60 (!!!!!!!!)
art - 60
geog - 66
ss - 58 (?!?!?!?!?!?)
physics - 49 =(

legend:
(??????????) - huh????
(!!!!) - whoa
(!!!!!!!!!) - whoa ho ho
(?!?!?!?!?!?) - why?????
=( - roar

yes roar.
tsk.
newaez
chinese iz joint 4th in lvl with teck huat
which kinda sucks
b3 fer 4th is really bad
goes to show how cruel the setters were

newaez im a lucky penus
emath marker was lenient
the 228 divide by 12 error was overlooked
i got the full 3 marks =)

and jam beat me to last in lvl fer art
must be the 2 shapeless apples i casted =)

xide's house

so another day was spent at xide's
the sleepover which didnt involve slping
and therefore in writing this post
i have greatly overcomed the z-monster

it was another mut coagulation time at xide's
this time with a whole bigger contingent
we played smackdown, teken and *winks*
celebrity deathmatch

we even had time to watch i do i do
well the first part only
cuz i tot it was really funny? =D

this morning we even had
soccer, touch rugby
and some err throwing?
frisbee + rugby javelin
haha

oh halfwae thru playing soccer right
jon led xide's dog onto e grass
where it conveniently lifted up its leg
and peed right infront of kev's goal mouth
lolx
so xide put a newspaper on it
and we continued playing anwz

so when everyone left
it was down to me brandon seb and xide
we were all half dead
all stoned and slept in xeeds room
his place too condusive fer slping

walking out to da bus stop
me n seb were kinda slp walkin
cuz we knew how to walk straight while closin our eyes
tink anyone who saw us might have been a tad bit freaked out

free not cheap

today during cell
in his mask + glasses and all
marcus said

"grace is free, but it doesnt come cheap"

i guess the same goes for
trust
love
respect
and the like?

so really
what does all that mean?

those things do literally come free
but to earn them
it's not easy
to lose and try to regain
not easy as well

for the more forgiving ones
or the more chin chai ones
they place a lower price tag on them
but the quality is compromised
having them feels like not having them at all

sounds like piracy, no?

therefore work hard for them
be proud of it
guard it jealously
the real stuff cld always come in handy

even add value to it
by reflecting them in yourselves
cuz it reciprocrates
den we boil down to
wad 'gahmen' sees as
a win win situation

so actually from

"grace is free, but it doesnt come cheap"

we can derive

"do one to others as you want them do to you"


lookin for something?
look somemore
only the curious will have something to find

lalala

fwah
big piece of bad news
no moderation fer sec4 mids
wahh sehh

ttz y sec4mids are e hardest in all e exams
plus the papers are harder
considering ppl like hui
get full marks fer all emath pprs
not happening this time

emath highest fer ppr1 is 67/80

thats bad

and the 4th for chinese got 68 0.0
penile erections

and jam didnt get a1 fer chem
gasp?

newaez
eng ppr review
reviewing all the mistakes
ass funny lah
"i was the olympic gold medal that year"
BOHAHAHA
like 40 of those

sigh
so its conc camp i go
even if the math come back alright
the physics will kill me
besides
the passing mark is 60, i tink
even if i do survive tt
L1R5 under 15 oso will kill

that sucks
2 weeks of june hols gone
down into conc camp
10hrs a day
5days a week
2weeks in total

newaez
watched e first movie with family
since titanic
at home summore
mom bought i do i do
and we sat down to watch
7/10 tt movie
really funny
which wont matter to u ppl out dere
cuz u've probably caught it if u wanted to

lalala

fwah
big piece of bad news
no moderation fer sec4 mids
wahh sehh

ttz y sec4mids are e hardest in all e exams
plus the papers are harder
considering ppl like hui
get full marks fer all emath pprs
not happening this time

emath highest fer ppr1 is 67/80

thats bad

and the 4th for chinese got 68 0.0
penile erections

and jam didnt get a1 fer chem
gasp?

newaez
eng ppr review
reviewing all the mistakes
ass funny lah
"i was the olympic gold medal that year"
BOHAHAHA
like 40 of those

sigh
so its conc camp i go
even if the math come back alright
the physics will kill me
besides
the passing mark is 60, i tink
even if i do survive tt
L1R5 under 15 oso will kill

that sucks
2 weeks of june hols gone
down into conc camp
10hrs a day
5days a week
2weeks in total

newaez
watched e first movie with family
since titanic
at home summore
mom bought i do i do
and we sat down to watch
7/10 tt movie
really funny
which wont matter to u ppl out dere
cuz u've probably caught it if u wanted to

tough

heritage tour was kinda unboring
not bad actually
oh they showed this perverted bible version
had porn inside?
hoho
newaez vei was e 20000th visitor
so he got to sign on some bk
and got some mug
lucky bugger
wenbin on e other hand
was e 19999th one. hurr.
oh there were some espionage stuffs
and incidently
my guest tag was 007

trng 2dae was... pretty special
cuz my watch spoiled
cldnt do no 3min burn or 4on5s
so just did all out 4321
but today was really different
the 4 was strangely tiring
somehow my arms cldnt keep up
and were aching themselves off
not cuz my legs were too fast i shld say

newaez i took a really long time to recover
cldnt stand up at all
my head started aching as well
which never ever happens
was staggering ard and strugglin
fell a few times and cldnt really get up
so i laid down somewhere and started ventilating
den i felt God speaking to me
at that moment
thunder was banging hard

so i obeyed

i got to my feet
stumbled to my starting line
then i said God i leave things in ur hands
so i stood at the starting line and waited
then thunder struck and i ran
this went on for until the end of the wkout
when i stood at the start line
i would wait a few moments
and the thunder wld come
and no, the sky wasnt full of it 2dae

den just when i was abt ta gif up
the rain came
and so i didnt gif up

despite all the give up ur dreams fer God talk
i hear in church and all
God's got out of his way to help me
i tink it really says smtg
altho i believe i dun haf to spell it out

dawn of lan

played like 7hrs of lan 2dae
7hrs worth of dota hurhur
first was 3 with roy samchew dey all
den another 4 with my acx brudders

oh aft we went out separate ways
me kev n changming went to walk ard
cuz kev needed to buy his iron syrup
cuz kev cant swallow pills~!!

kev "the doctor was like what??
this guy cant swallow pills"

haha the whole journey to buy it was really funny
lots of detours
ben even brought us to hmv
somewhere me n kev are alien to
cuz we're part of the mass downloading society

oh and they were buying stuffs at old chang kee

kev "ooo hot hot"
me "talking bout me?"
kev stones
kev "do u look like a curry puff?"
kev stones
kev "i dun tink so"

k wtvr
by e time we made our ways home `twas 7+ oreddy
we did lots of craps
like visiting paragon's upstairs de toilet
the one must press button den the door slide open one
lolx
were like a bunch of mountain tortise
go in wah here whoa there

bohahaha
i am happy
but its back 2 skl 2ml
therefore i am not happy
actually cant wait fer results to come back
quite eager to see wad i failed

not blogging

today
i have decided to see how it feels like
to not blog regularly
therefore for today
i shall disappoint my many fans
and not blog at all

i see however
that my efforts hath come to naught
and being e natural blogger tt i am
i seem to have failed in failing
i can no longer lift up my head
i must live in dispair

that's the end of my life
oh the horrors

people people

yay made neu fwenz 2dae
welcome pris n sher to e dark side
where evil is spawned
and ominous happenings are abound

its a starry night
therefore i decided to go out, take a walk
nah
wanted to buy newpaper

oh didnt noe tt rust+sweat can eat into skin
ow ow ow
like some bee got under my skin and is thrashing abt
tsk

gahhh why do pimples haf to b painful n itchy as well??
as if being ugly and unsightly wasnt enuf
roars

ok my watch decided to screw up on me
the supposed 10year battery dieded
nopex. not a full year yet

and therefore
i conclude that khing is very random
lalalala
wheeee
roarrr

slack

oh no
my mp3 just dieded on me
ompompompomp
n i cant send it fer repair
CUZ I BOUGHT IT IN GERMANY
roar
great anguish

2dae was slackx
ntg productive
hmmm

oh 2dae in e morn right
needed to shit lah
but realized had ntg to read in toilet
so i luun the sai
walk to petrol station
buy newpaper
den walked back
whilst clasping butt cheeks 2gether
got home juz chionged to toilet
sat down
everything came a-coming-out
it was so fast
i only managed to read one 1 page
to sum everything up,
jack

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and so really
what tidings does that bring?
as 33 draws closer
what must i really do?
to try or not to try
what harm will it do really?
would i really care?
i'll find out soon enough
but 2 routes lay untrodden
which one should my footprints lay upon?

cycling along orchard sucks
i shld stick to the ymca part
takes long long time to sieve thru crowd

oh and i've got a second jc invitation
hmmm?

ntg much 2dae
cept tt i fergot ta bring extra undies 2 cycle home
so had to make do with my spongebobs
which was a bad choice
cuz they were longer den my shorts
obscene i tell u
so i had to pull de thing up to my chest
den use my jersey cover

so as the days shoot past
and the seasons change
yet another has reached a square number
sweet 16 to bingx

aftermath

and so the exams draw to a close
amath2 wasnt so hard, was it?
well well

anwz
no need go skl until tuesday
cuz pprs end den n i dun take those subs
den wednesday drong declared holiday
thursday heritage tour
friday skl like no skl
den aft weekend vesak day

so effectively
i got 2 week holiday

newaez
3min burn again
oh did i mention?
CABINET PUNGSEH ME
knn

newaez took 14 go home
at orchard was thinking why not?
so got off and... wandered ard?

so he plugged on his earphones and blocked out the rest of the world. he strolled aimlessly. then he saw that place. he went up the building and sat at that same bench. alone. he had no idea why he was there. less so why he spent half an hour there, thinking. he thought he had let it go. apparently not. but why? questions bombarded, doubts arose. so he puts it down again. for now?

aftermath

and so the exams draw to a close
amath2 wasnt so hard, was it?
well well

anwz
no need go skl until tuesday
cuz pprs end den n i dun take those subs
den wednesday drong declared holiday
thursday heritage tour
friday skl like no skl
den aft weekend vesak day

so effectively
i got 2 week holiday

newaez
3min burn again
oh did i mention?
CABINET PUNGSEH ME
knn

newaez took 14 go home
at orchard was thinking why not?
so got off and... wandered ard?

so he plugged on his earphones and blocked out the rest of the world. he strolled aimlessly. then he saw that place. he went up the building and sat at that same bench. alone. he had no idea why he was there. less so why he spent half an hour there, thinking. he thought he had let it go. apparently not. but why? questions bombarded, doubts arose. so he puts it down again. for now?

hoot ah

huhuhu
amath cometh on the break of the morrow
armed with my trusty pen and calculator
i shall face the beast that is to come
will the anticipated onslaught end in a slaughter?

brrr
must salvage ppr1

newaez
celebration starts 2ml
acx cabinet member's vip celebrations
3 of us gonna do 3min burn 2ml
kev sounded unsure tho
while xide was ultra ready
spot the contrast:

xeed:
"aye exam end liao not"
"just finished"
"wan train tomorrow?"
"set ah"

kev:
"aye exam end liao not"
"tomorrow"
"aye same. wan train aft tt? xide's trng"
"(stones. approx 6secs) dunno leh. what u doing"
"3min burn twice"
"(stones approx 10secs) last day leh go out lah"

blabber blabber blabber

"(stones approx 7secs) uhhh... see how first"

like wwwwhhhooooaaaa
inspirational captain
haha

stretch

ughhh
my calves are dying
from ytd's 3min burn
grrrr
oh i added another dimension to 3min burn!
haha slp at 3 so u'll b too tired to run!
hurr

tsk my fringe is ugly
my fringe just cannot grow long
in fact save my back
all my hair looks ugly (uglier) long
err yes i mean head hair

okok so top 20 songs updated!:
top spot still unchanged!

1. Just to be the next to be with you - Mr.Big
2. Jerk it out - Caesar's Palace
3. Sitting, waiting, wishing - Jack Jackson
4. Qi li xiang - Jay Chou
5. Touch down turn around - Hellogoodbye
6. This shit is bananas - Gwen stefani
7. Welcome to the record- Hellogoodbye
8. Russel An Shwanz - Wir Sind Helden
9. Shimmy shimmy quarter turn - Hellogoodbye
10. I'm still here - Vertical horizon
11. Bonnie taylor shakedown - Hellogoodbye
12. What you're made of -Lucy Silvas
13. Jian Dan Ai - Jay Chou
14. On the way down - Ryan Cabrera
15. Call and return - Hellogoodbye
16. Save tonight - Eagle Eyed Chery
17. San nian er ban - Jay Chou
18. Ra ra rasputin - Abba
19. Dancing in the moonlight - Van Morrison
20. Dao Liu Shi Jian - Sylvester Sim

yeah hellogoodbye ownage. hurr

ALMOST THERE

3 down!!
draw!
*yanks out machine gun*

emaths was... funnily enuf
eazy??
if i had 20 marks worth of mistakes
i'll still get 70%!
woohoo. haha.

physics on the other hand
uber hard
even roy said it was
therefore i expect bountiful moderation
exams were going quite well this time
until physics came along =(
please let me pass physics!!!!
roarrr

so last paper's on friday!
amaths2. hurhur. hope no anticlimax
and the considerate timetable committee
did a fantastic job
to ensure my exams ended wif a bang
by giving me today and the day after free
to make sure i climax e amaths
bohahaha
if i dun however, well ttz another matter

oh since i have 2ml and thursday free
i gave myself a treat
went ta train!
wah God on my side
sent b-e-a-utiful rain =)
did the much speculated 3min burn 2dae
wah seh
ok nvr do properly so no count
but its freakishly fun
and freakishly hot
esp when ur muscles start burning
like really burning got sensation tt kind
e lackin part was e rain water hit ur leg nvr become steam
hurr

newaez
hellogoodbye just broke a kenneth khing record
for having most no. of songs i like
with 10!
last record holder was jay chou with 7
hello!
good bye! =)

chinese

`twas one long day
3 chinese papers all at once
compo was... good~
haha ok was praying lah
ask for chim chim word
den flip open dictionary woohoo
8 word one. can use summore. hurr

paper 2 wasnt that gd i think
but from the looks of hw everybody did
sure will have moderation
so no need worry

eh listening compre
which is my worse section
was according to da rest
ass hard
which is well and fine wif me
cuz basically ttz tatamount to loads of moderation
bohahaha?

uhh was freakishly tired 2dae
urghhh
i see coffee worked!
its certainly potent...
oh wait
is fatigue the intended effect?
roarr

oh lots of anal air again
tsk
was shifting shifting shifting
make sure the smell propelled elsewhere
like away from roy
and if the smell did reach someone
that it was silenced
behold the stealth assassin
pooooooootttt

well well

mug ahhh
if only they'd take out tian xie this yr
NOT NEXT YEAR
den chinese no need study!!
roarr
so many words to memorize!
its pointless, really
i mean if u're writing a letter to china nxt time
can haf dict beside u ritee
grrr

newaex
smartly left my wallet at serene ytd
so had to fish some coins from my room
take 67 down to bukit timah plaza
get my wallet from thy beloved felix
den take all the way back again =(

oh was on 67 lah
told felix my bus was at newton
felix said okok will be at bt plaza in 20mins
being sceptical,
i told him i doubted the indian uncle's drive speed
so made it 30mins instead
well well
black stallion man
haha ok so really reached dere 20mins
told felix
den came the reply

"haha ur racism will cost u a 10min wait... walkin dere from home now"

ahahaha
was luffing at tt one there

oh cuz 67 goes into little india rite
its usually packed with err... them
and along with them came... the smell?
but according to another of xia's crazy theory
that smell helps improve blood circulation
ttz y dey run so fast
which i dun really believe
but hey, no harm right?
as in, wun die lah
just close to it
so anwz,
took big big gulps of the smell
not too bad noe actually
get to meet new fren face ta face
i tink his name's death or smtg
got really fair complexion
must remember to get him out for a tan
FRIGGIN PENILE ERECTIONS
what horror to be imersed in aroma therapy
OHHHH

ok that was really racism
despite just having studied ss
on the consequences of racism and all
see how little effect propaganda has on us?
they shld scrap out one more subject
doesnt serve its purpose

whoops

cycled ta church agains
halfwae down eastcoastpark it rained
at first was oh yes
den it was omp
cuz stuff in my bag gettin wet
so sought shelter under e flyover
den look ard see no one to hear me
say loud loud

"Lord! i'm going to church! stop the rain!"

so after puttin my mask in muh bag
change glasses
the rain stopped =)

took nicoll highwae 2dae
cuz its legal... unlike err ecp?
besides e nagging feeling tt it'll collapse
it was really good!
one straight road no one disturb
sang all i wanted

errr left my wallet at macs
itz wif felix now
grrr
so hafta go get it from him
roar?

rarr im tired
dunno y
just... tired

i will survive

hohohoho
i am alive!
i have risen from the valleys of darkness
and i shall fear no eviillll!!
puii
im like half dead

eh amaths wasnt... tt hard i guess
just i lousy lah
but hey!
i tink i can pass! *beams*
hopefully lah.
felt like it

geog on e other hand
disaster
was left with 15mins for secB
supposed to be 45?
so i fastly fastly write
finish part (i)
found tt i wrote too much
part (ii) ntg to write
apparently everyone oso
well ok at least i finished
all that fast writing paid off sia

oh yes it rained again today
thank goodness
everyone was dying
from my sheer hotness
the rain saved the entire global population

so exam countdown!

art
physics3
eng1
ss
eng2
emath1
amath1
chinese 1
chinese 2
chinese listening
physics 1
physics 2
amath 2

hmmm

as u can see
im remaking this place
bit by bit
day by day

ok so no shooting 2dae
cuz its chem prac
n i dun take chem

one day to study fer killer 2ml
GEOGELECT
which, isnt the worse part
cuz there's still AMATH

morn went fer tuition
hope my amath is ok
oh in the lift at tchr's hse dere hor
some indian guy came in
sweaty and dripping and all
suddenly spoke to me

"please wait for a while
im moving stuffs"

which was all and fine
cept for the fact tt he spoke chinese
i was like 0.0
k nvm

newaez halfwae thru studying geog
xia smsed me

"what's inertia ah?"

so i went on to explain
den he replied again

"so its the application of sudden
change of force that changes
the resultant force?..."

0.0
ok i was stumped again
until i read on, tt is

"btw its found from some physics bk"

hurhur okk...
oh there was this big flood at mp here
wah it was high over the pavements sia
haha ok i wasnt walking on it
but e water was gushing all over e place
some motorcycle went into e puddle
wooo
smart uncle took an express bath sia
the police car oso
was driving how fast
den plunged into e pool
water all over windscreen cannot see den stop dere

haii
the exam stress is like so on me
its so stressful i can even find time to blog
u cannot imagine the stress im under!!
partially cuz therez ntg to imagine
partially not oso cuz...
of wtvr reason u can come up with
hmmm

-stressed

song bo????

draw!
*bang! bang!*
two more down
headshot summore
my best exam day since dunno when

eng2
BOHAHAHA
i managed to chuck 17points in 150words on the "."
even if 5 are irrelevant i get 12!

ss was gooooddd
studies 4 outta 8 chapters tested
wuahaha
2 came out
only source base nvr study
but hey its source based
n i do listen in class~
gyahaha

newaez
had gastric during my pprs
was releasing anal air as softly as i cld
nvr live up to victor's maxim

"i'd rather fart and feel the shame
den to not fart and feel the pain"

but no
cuz roy sits beside me
life time worth of ridicule
nevarrr

and so as i stood there, on the edge of the rain, just beyond the reach of the solemn clouds, i stared into the army of water droplets invading mother earth. i saw an eon-old friend.
a gust of wind pushed from behind him and we were locked in an embrace. standing in the cross-fire, i glanced heavenwards, beneath the clouds where its burdens were released.
each bead that struck me seemingly seeped through the brown membrane, burying itself deep underneath, distilling my very core; to the essence. i was clear. therefore i heard.
it was the Lord.
every drop was a tear for someone who has not been saved. every tear shed a painful one. every drop for one lost soul.
let the rain always remind you.

write write

2 papers down!
bang bang! =)

whee english was... managable i tinks?
single word topic again - dreams
was kinda over philosophical
DIE KHING DIE

emaths was... depressing
228 divided 12 = ?
yes the ans iz 19
and for some obscure reason
i put 9
i even recalculated it over n over again
still got 9
when its supposed to be larger den 12~!!
friggin penile.
cost me 3 marks and 20mins
die die die

oh the frog question~!!!! argh
so simple yet complicated:

a frog is at e bottom of a well. the well is 30m deep. every hour, the frog jumps 3m up, and slides 2m down. how long will it take for the frog to exit the well?

seems easy, no?
like most of e other peeps, my answer came to 30
WHICH WAS DEAD WRONG
at 27m, the frog jumped 3m OUT OF THE WELL
and therefore, no 2m back slide.
therefore it took 28hrs
roarrrr
kill gina ong

newaez
went library to study ss wif xia n... wenbin?
hurhur
eye opener man
its not evryday u get to study wif dyslexic
he was stoning, staring out into space

"oei... study lah"
"dun deprive me of my air time!!"

lolx.
oh weichen was dere
reading some chinese bk

xia "oi study ss lah, read chinese bk"
wc "ss? go geylang can oreddy, no need study"
xia "harh? why geylang?"
wc "birth of nations mah. growth oso can"

tsktsk
taiwanese. hurrr
amusing.

oh n i found smtg i have in common with roy
must've been his blog's influence
exact re-enactment
was happily digging gold from nostrils
dig wrongly
mine got hole inside now
bleed backwards again
just doesnt come out from e front, aye?

Monday bloody monday

haha just read little roy's blog
haha i laughed!
first tym i luffed @ a blog since cabbagesandcondoms

newaez 2dae's labour day make up
and oso study until pus oozes outta eye day
hmmm

k so im halfwae thru ss
THAT IS ALL
hohoho
screwed, i am
electric drill, pls

hmmm tot of the day:
"u take in food from a bowl
u release food into a bowl"
think of it the next time u eat
appetite arousing, eh?
bohahaha

anwz
since 2ml's english ppr 1
shall practise here
enjoy =)

moist opening

blinking uncontrollably at the searing sun rays as it peeks out, the creature, only as long as two fingers, pushes its way past the defense lines of the membrane. wriggling intensively, it frees itself from the moist, tight yet snug cave. dripping with lubricant, it seems satisfied. it slithers away into the outside world.

a baby snake is born.

just watched some chinese movie on scv
one line really stood out for me
so i'll translate it here

"if that love hurt u so
then that love must have brought you much happiness"

sweet.
makes sense, no?
nitez, ppl

labour day

labour day's my fav single holiday
not cuz of wad it stands for
just that every labour day's beautiful
for some reason or another
this year's no different

realised tt e rain followed wherever i went 2dae
pretty
was standing beyond the shelter's cover
soaking up some rain
everywhere i went
the rain wld follow
stopped only when i got inside the house
cool, no?

suddenly
studying seems fun again
does it always happen in my graduating yr?
seems so

its a whole new game now
the doors are locked
but i will find my way
we just threw it wide open
lets see gets to step in first
gegarisan