merry xmas

merry xmas eve!

now is still moving house
so simple xmas dinner
but i tot it was the bestest so far

xmas dinner isnt abt the food
ok maybe sometimes is
many times is but not everytime
unless of cuz u are victor tan
cuz must have good good food
to sustain the sicklett trng wkload

but if u are not
(thank heavens)
then it is often not so much about the food
but perhaps for some it is hard to understand

anw this shldnt be here on xmas eve
but i just had to blog about it

ever smelt rotten eggs?

i had 2 eggs packed in a container a few days back
they were supposed to be my pre-trng food
but in the end
they became my stay on table for 4 days food
it is then by no coincidence
that a stale, fart smelling stench pervaded my room
at the end of that 4 days
for a moment
i though i had went another level
and attained the perma-fart
but it was not to be

why would i share such a story one might ask
haha because xmas ma, so sharing lor

merry xmas everybody

bird

today after taking a fast canal run
i sat there talking to quak and alan

i remembered talking about running
i mean, what else could we have talked abt

then from the corner of my eye
just behind quak
i saw it

it shot straight at us
its shadow silhouetted against the red track
moving at an inhuman pace
the black figure approached with menace
never touching the ground

flanking quak, it headed for my head
with a quick wave of my hand
i attempted to cast a spell on it
in hope that it would be repelled from my presence
to my horror, it was magic resistant

the abomination rested upon my head
i could feel its claws ramaging about my crown
in one swift motion of the hand
i applied my awesome force on the figure
promptly clearing the danger

sensing my superior strength
it fled at kenneth khing pace
victor tan distance

stupid bird
stay away from my head

links

ok updated the links
and for those of you
who dunno where the links are
very much shaming on yous

its on the right
under swim around
click on your father friends

tsk.

sing song move along

ooo new blogger
not using it yet though
still waiting for the transition to take place

transition?
that's been a recurring theme this year
transitions all over the place

transition from last minute mug like crazy O's
to whack all year round till ur guts fall out
then put them back and whack them out again IB

transition from captaining blackyellow tkk
to captaining blueyellow svm
to stepping down from captainship altogether

transition from 3 years of corrupt prefecthood
to normal, plain, ugly tie wearing student body

transition to the spanking new, overly tall,
overly cold, overly mechanic but superior feely
IB building

transition from one church to now not one, but two

transition from thong soon back to bedok, again

and transition from boyhood to manhood



the last one was just for fun to make the list longer
cuz u cant become twice as man if u're in my position
just isn't fair to the rest of mankind
anw

there are of course
stuff that didnt go through much change
like how i still pown all u acx punks at dota and polo
like polo today and dota which no one
NO ONE dared to play

my stunning good looks
that could not have gotten better cuz again
not fair

then there's also my faultless modesty
yes modesty u heard me right
that still remains intact
for all to see and be in awe of

but truly,
this year has been one of massive transitions,
rapid transitions.
2006 has been a Mass, Rapid, Transition year
shutup its 10/10

flood

today as i walked out of the house
i was startled like how a flood startles u
i witnessed a flood in flood-free singapore

once upon a time, outside my house
by the petrol station,
lived a drain
and in the drain,
lived pierce reservoir water
but one day (today)
a bad witch came and cast a spell over it
and from that day on
(till the end of today)
there was a drain
that lived in pierce reservoir water

it completely vanished
and the water was pouring in from the reservoir
so much so the cars on the other side of the road
broke down and trapped the drivers in them

then in the afternoon
radio say my hse there kena flood until waist high
my first concerns went out to my toe high comp
and my hip bone high ps2
fortunately i am still able to be typing here
and therefore i would like to thank
the senior admin
for their undying support
for which without none would have been possible
...
to god be the glory the best is yet to be

nice

jingle feet jingle feet
jingle all the way
oh what fun
it is to ride
on those 3:18s today, hey!

yes they have come
the terror that is the 3:18s
have come to haunt and curse
every member of acx and acjcxc
it is now truly the end

anw went out with kev today
go do xmas shopping
we talked many the manys
with 2 quotes of the day
revelation that rachel is cuter than him
and something else during dinner
that struck him a tad too late
some 4 or 5 years late
dating back to his puberty

what we talked about was...
extremely intruiging
smtg xide would give an arm, a leg and well,
a head to know and fathom
unfortunately
he will not be able to give up his anatomy this time round
cuz it is about nice and so i cannot divulge anything
but i shall gloat over the knowledge
that i know smtg he does not
and will find every opportunity to fan his curiosity
but never to reveal the secret
for the day the great truth is unveiled
will be the day that nice encounters
a rapid breakdown of his molecular and cellular structure
in other words he will be dead meat, veggie and fruit
but of course, xide will never know...

C is for cookie

C is for cookie! its good for you and me!

had this poem like last year ard this time
and i still have the same message this time rd
and its for one lost puppy wandering out in the cold sewers

without further a due
i bring to you my wonderful poem
crafted by my fantabulous mind
typed by my stupendous fingers
and made with a double portion of my unending love

but when it comes again you look back and see
those times you had before you came free
were the best you had the exchange was worth
your time your effort your very love
and despite the doom you might come to face
you look at it you tongue the taste
you wonder if it'll come to naught
you wonder if it's love you caught
then you decide why not i'll try again
think back and forth you'll see its worth the pain

emerge 2006

hu hua.
back from church camp.
camp was quite chee kah boom this time
is got the many many powsderful things

anw, as always, camp, in a few words...

horizontal moving seats... makhota.. extended services... indoor ice age.. abc123.. insufficient chocolate cake... 35 chocolate cakes... blindfold.. ashley... ciesta... spiderman.. encounter(ssss).. helez... ilovedanyeow .. GOD.

yup thats the gist of it.







anw just heard the song vic
posted on fastfasterfastest.
the lyrics looked good
but it sounds like a christmas carol gone wrong.
horriblys wrong.

standard chartered

On the 3rd of December, 2006, a group of fantabulous runners from the Anglo-Chinese School (Independent) International Baccalaureate World School cross-country team and the Anglo-Chinese Junior College cross-country team assembled in the Adelphi multi-storey carpark in the wee hours of the said morning. This gathering of the greats was to prepare for the Singapore Standard Chartered Marathon 2006.

However, as always, one member of the Anglo-Chinese School (Independent) International Baccalaureate World School cross-country team, more intimately known as acX, would always be inexplicably late. Previously, the record was held by Jonathan Lim with a record of 24 minutes. This year, Farhan Abdulrashid smashed the record with a new time of 33 minutes, establishing himself as the new come-late king, proving himself a worthy successor to the late Christopher Tay, man of hour deficiencies.

This time round however, acX had members taking part in different races. They were the halfies (21km) and the minis (10km). The halfies, also known as noobs, comprised of Prime Minister Kevin Ng, Deputy Prime Minister Low Xide and MOP (not Member Of Parliament) Kenneth Seet. The minis were basically, the rest, with the outstanding Kenneth Khing leading the charge.

Eventually, the noobs did well. Kevin Ng, despite shitting the heavens and the hells during the run, (note: NO TOILET PAPER) came in 1:27, ahead of the unsprintable Kenneth Seet coming in at 1:28. Low Xide kept rolling, and bounced in at 1:35, an extremely commendable effort.

The minis were fast. And that was all. Kenneth Khing was knocked unconsious by jealous kenyans at the starting line and fainted for a good 40 minutes. Once awake, he staggered the full 10km in 2mins, but the gap was too much to catch and he ended up getting powned.

This report would also like to cheer on Victor Tan, who is still on his 1874658873849841878942210059810048789120 km run till this date. For the unenlightened, this race distance is known as the sicklett run, but in Victor Tan terms would be known as a stroll from the toilet bowl to the sink.