friends

this is what friends are for:

friends laugh at ur ass whenever u fall
try to saboh you any chance they get
tease you with any girl they see you with
make fun of everything you

friends try to hit your crotch with the soccer ball
or kope your food when you're not looking
they laze around then copy your homework
and accuse you when you both get caught

friends borrow money and never return
and use ur face towel to clean their ass
they trick you into doing things for them
and run before you get them to do something for you

but when you need them they'll be there
to pick you up after they've finished laughing
to lend you a shoulder to cry upon
but after they put plenty of tissue on their shirts
they let you tease them back once in a while
and you share the laughs together
if they really do hit your crotch
they might just rub it down for you
or at least let you kick their crotches too
den roll around the floor together
they let u freeload on their food here and there as well
and let u copy some homework when its almost due
they treat you to some meal sometime
and they lend you their face towels too
many a time you catch them before they flee
and they do a good job for you