the friend's pledge

due to baseless yet popular response to march5's entry
here's a friend's pledge i got in my email
say four years ago

I pledge to be a great friend, and to be there when you are sad, to get you drunk and help plot revenge against the sorry bastard who crossed your path. To dislodge whatever is choking you when you are blue. To understand that you got laid when you smile. When something scares you, I will rag you about it every chance i get. To tell you horrible stories of how things could get worse and stop whinning when you are worried. To realise how stupid you are and use little words to explain when you are confused. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. And when you are sick, stay away from me, I don't want what you have, but i will send you a belated get well soon card when you recover. This oath i pledge till the end. Because you are my friend.

Remember: A good friend will help you move
a really good friend will help you move a body

the friend's pledge

due to baseless yet popular response to march5's entry
here's a friend's pledge i got in my email
say four years ago

I pledge to be a great friend, and to be there when you are sad, to get you drunk and help plot revenge against the sorry bastard who crossed your path. To dislodge whatever is choking you when you are blue. To understand that you got laid when you smile. When something scares you, I will rag you about it every chance i get. To tell you horrible stories of how things could get worse and stop whinning when you are worried. To realise how stupid you are and use little words to explain when you are confused. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. And when you are sick, stay away from me, I don't want what you have, but i will send you a belated get well soon card when you recover. This oath i pledge till the end. Because you are my friend.

blog

havent been blogging for some time now
its not that i cant be bothered or dun haf time
i mean im tight on time
but i always make time to blog

ive been to this create post page many times
but many times i would type halfway
think better abt it
and shut down the comp
maybe this entry wun publish either

im becoming very conscious of public opinion
which i tot i wouldnt succumb to so entirely
ive always wanted to be someone
who doesnt care what ppl think and do things my way
but i guess it doesnt add up
i still hold this at several aspects
but there are times when i go with popular flow

i guess this is all
i still have stuff to say
but if i go on i think im gonna shut the comp down again
so here's to being a hermit

friends

this is what friends are for:

friends laugh at ur ass whenever u fall
try to saboh you any chance they get
tease you with any girl they see you with
make fun of everything you

friends try to hit your crotch with the soccer ball
or kope your food when you're not looking
they laze around then copy your homework
and accuse you when you both get caught

friends borrow money and never return
and use ur face towel to clean their ass
they trick you into doing things for them
and run before you get them to do something for you

but when you need them they'll be there
to pick you up after they've finished laughing
to lend you a shoulder to cry upon
but after they put plenty of tissue on their shirts
they let you tease them back once in a while
and you share the laughs together
if they really do hit your crotch
they might just rub it down for you
or at least let you kick their crotches too
den roll around the floor together
they let u freeload on their food here and there as well
and let u copy some homework when its almost due
they treat you to some meal sometime
and they lend you their face towels too
many a time you catch them before they flee
and they do a good job for you

minty somberness

i was sitting in my room a while ago
with my chin perched on my hands
staring out into darkness
but it wasnt the pitch black that got me stoning
i was thinking abt alot of sad stuffs
somehow everything just came to me at one night
and so i sat there and thought
and finally i thought maybe come down and blog abt it

as my comp started up
i changed my mind
so now im just gonna finish this entry
and talk abt my fetish for mint

i realised recently that i like mint
i like mint candy
i like the feeling of minty toothpaste
i sometimes use toothpaste as soap
i even use menthol facewash
and i like to drink peppermint tea
oh yes i like mint
but mint, i heard, causes some problems with e spermys
for some obscure reason it kills the swimmers
permanently or temporarily i know not
but i guess i might be sterilised
hopefully just for now

as these last lines touch my screen
i have finished my peppermint tea
my troubles are half left in my subconscious again
and by the time i awake tomorrow
they'll all be back in that box
so i guess i'll go lie down now
and worry what come may