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Punked

report by:Kenneth Khing

On the 6th of June at approximately 3:30pm in a classroom of a well-known school, a senior prefect of the school was the victim of an awful prank by his peers.

Kenneth, 16 (not his real name) alleged that he was locked out of class by his classmates, who had used a stack of chairs to jam the door handle and renderering the class inadmittable. At this point of time, his mobile phone was supposed to have been within the class, at the mercy of his fellow classmates.

Desperate situations called for desperate measures.

In a moment of sheer genius inspiration, Kenneth ransacked the free lockers outside the class and found a file thin enough to slide under the door while strong enough to withstand considerable pressure.

Jamming the file under the door slit where he estimated the leg of the chair would be, the chairs were jerked out of position and therefore he made his entry. Such creativity must be applauded and perhaps awarded a Nobel Prize.

Upon entry, he allegedly found his mobile in the possesion of Irving, 16 (not his real name) who ran out of class, together with the Nokia 3300.

Running late, Kenneth had to rush to the school's lecture theater for an Additional Mathematics lecture. Just before it commenced, a tampered, but camouflaged mobile phone was returned to Kenneth.

Upon return to the class, Kenneth was informed by Irving and another classmate Joel 16, (not his real name) that they had sent a suggestive and kinky message to person A.

A series of denial, explanation and desperate smses were sent to, and another set of disbelief and disgust were sent fro. Person A was by no means trusting Kenneth. The last sms that was received by Kenneth at exactly 15:59:58 wreaked the most Havoc:

"U r on gotcha in Jacob.Im irving"

Apparently, Irving had changed person A's number to his, and was engaged in an all-out mission to traumatize Kenneth under the pretence of person A. Kenneth did not take this well. In a frenzied rage, a broom, a fire extinguisher and even a keyboard became weapons in a classic no-holds-barred battle royal.

However Kenneth's undeniably good temper had prevented him from embarking on such a killing spree.

Said Irving, when confronted about the incident: "It wasn't me!" said the big, brawny young man "it was Joel! I'm only the subordinate!"

In an extremely cool reply, Kenneth went on to announce: "What (beep) doth thou speaketh of?"

Unconvinced, Kenneth decided to let loose his rage, commonly known as hell, and eclared armageddon on Irving and Joel, whoever the culprit may have been.

Sensing danger, Irving's arms suddenly extended in length, almost touching his toes. He had metamorphosized into a gorilla. Such was the resemblance that other than the arms, nothing else changed. Amongst the 'hoo hoo hah hah', Irving leaped out the classroom window and plummelled down the third story of the building, landing on a tree whereby he skillfully swung himself down to safety.

Joel on the other hand, took the front door.

No physical casualties, be it human or animal was recorded.