we bought bong a bag 2dae
gonna make like time capsule liddat
and we figured he needed a new bag?
like $95

then the story unfolds
looking forward to a day of lan
we braved the rain
made our way down to paradiz
the shops were either full
or didnt admit skl u
yes some of us forgot to bring change
anyways
we settled for lunch at macs
thereafter we went our separate ways

xeed vic n i went to e same bus stop
then vic asked xeed where the bag was
"kev has it"
declared the vice captain

on the bus
he phoned the captain
"its not with me. i tot it was with you"
bravo
in panic, we phoned the others
to rush down to macs to check
we were in a disarray
worry swept across the entire team
we contemplated the possibilities
and tried to churn out solutions
the pressure was setting in
the stress was mounting

then an sms struck xide's phone
frowning, he lifted the phone to his face

a moment of silence

hi frown untangled
his eyes widened
his grip tightened
saliva propelled outwards
as he mouthed an inaudible,
but an easily lip-readable swear

flabbergasted, i reached for the mobile
a message laid bare against e luminous bkgrd
the sender read "kevin"

"haha mud. fill in the blanks.
m_r_n. haha. i have the bag"

all hell broke loose

half luffing, half cursing,
we annoyed the entire bus
in between the laughter
xide called kev
and recited the vulgar lyrics
right off the graffitti
off the back of the seat

due to lack of training
the indiscreet laughter caused
my cheeks to burn with lactic acid
as i struggled to keep them alive
i almost had my first ever cramp
but due 2 e senioradmin's undying support
i persevered with great faith
and my cheeks won the fight against pain
and therefore i remained alive

victor however
lost all control
and bread spilled from his mouth
poor me

ahaha