khingky's book of records

came up with a list of wierd records
or my very own khingky's book of records
with a taste of khingky's believe it or not

longest fart : roughly 12secs
longest bus ride : 6hrs
longest piece of da bian : approx. 23cm
fastest shower : 1.5mins
fastest pang sai session : 2mins
longest crush : 4years
longest stone time : 30+mins
longest sleep : 16hrs
longest phone call : 8pm-5am (9hrs)
longest period without phonecalls : 4months
most amt of cash in wallet at one time : 1k

ok thats all i can tink of fer now
anwz 2dae went acsinternational funfair
haha there was this archery thing we tried
as in with real arrows and bows
my first hit was how nice lah... kinda near e bulls eye
the second however... was miserable
it went at least 5m off mark
piece thru e canvas in e background and went thru e fence to e other side
so malu =(

numbers 23:19
God is not a man, that he should lie
nor a son of man, that he should repent
has he said, and he will not do?
Or has he spoken, and he will not make it good?