dire dota

as many urban males in sg have found
or rather the adolescent community has found
that dota can be quite very addictive
so much so that ppl
spend money to lan
spend time on bnet
throw com monitors out the widows when they get owned
and many more

today i decided to indulge in a game of 6.12b
everything was well
was half owning
then it hit me
like gastric pains that crush your insides very badly
i had gastric pains
however
reluctant to loosen my hold on a fairly fine game
i kept away from de food and stuck to de screen

and so i released enuf butt air to supply a save water mascot
noe those inflated water droplets that got stolen?
yesh those
if i had let everything all out at one go i wldve broken a record
or worse
enshroud myself in the fart and die
making the world a much sadder place

newaez on a more cheery note
happy 17 to yanni
sorry it had to go under a smelly post
ah yes did i mention?
jolin tsai's birthday as well