prelims

prelims have started!
first day wasnt so bad
5mins into prelims someone's fone rang
free music
some thought it was quite nice
some thought it was irritating
one poor guy thought "oh shit"
the teachers managed to locate the ringing thing
fished it out from the mass of bags
poor guy

forwards 5 mins
free noise
amidst the silence
and frantic suspense
POOOOOOOOOOT
wah lao
smelly loud lah
literally smelly and loud
it was allegedly zhong han by witness trung
who described zhong han during prep as
"fart like siao lah"
yes those were the exact words of a vietnam scholar
bad singaporean influence