prelims

prelims have started!
first day wasnt so bad
5mins into prelims someone's fone rang
free music
some thought it was quite nice
some thought it was irritating
one poor guy thought "oh shit"
the teachers managed to locate the ringing thing
fished it out from the mass of bags
poor guy

forwards 5 mins
free noise
amidst the silence
and frantic suspense
POOOOOOOOOOT
wah lao
smelly loud lah
literally smelly and loud
it was allegedly zhong han by witness trung
who described zhong han during prep as
"fart like siao lah"
yes those were the exact words of a vietnam scholar
bad singaporean influence

hectic

while taking a piss 2dae
saw this guy who probly din noe wad a zip was
and was oblivious to e fact tt berms reach e knees
so it was amusing to see the fela pull up by the urinal
pull up one side of his berms from his knees up to his crotch
before unleashing little mr tiny to pee
tsktsk
juniors nowadays

an interesting convo ensued during recess
here are but some of the many quotes:

"actually we eat so farmers got food to grow"
"like how we die so need to make coffin?"
"and we shit so they can make newater"
"so that means we breathe so the atmosphere got smtg to do?"

lol.
was bang table funny

intensive art again
smelly loads to do
at least i've attained de least amt of apples possible
great happiness
den again saturday's too close for just a few apples
time for some homework =(

artistic temperment

great holiday!
yes acsi gave us a holiday today
but holiday it was not to be

slotted down to skl at 9
intensive art to 4
smelly moulds keep breaking
so much to do just enough time
but after blogging it'll be too little time

did i mention that my left heel is injured?
happened one day at home
room door was locked
only way to get in
was to climb out toilet window
circle round to my room
jump in
apparently the jumping in wasnt very pretty
thanks to de entanglement of my blinds
which fell as i did
so after rolling ard on e bed for quite some time
had to fix the green prick
or brown, whatever
ouch
cross on thursday lor
and didnt do much trng cuz of tt
hmm
go tkk

IM BACK

oh yesss
MY INTERNET IS BACK UP
for those of u who tot i blogged less
cuz of the coming Os
hahaha?
we ought to catch up some time

my Os preparation has been many many sads
multiple attempts to study have been overrun
only hmwk n evil tchrs remain capable of spurring me on
there is however
that hardworking streak thats cowering somewhere in me
ive found the key to unlock this door
but am too lazy to tap into it
yes so prelims draw close
tsk
irritating fellow that guy is

previously my thoughts have darkened considerably
actions and all, especially when im alone
there was also the fantasy of myself
going around in a black cape
wielding a soul stealing scythe

den recently another piece of fabric was woven into my life
a bright, pompous piece of fabric
it was sewed over that rotting piece of leather
covering what may have been a bad pervasive influence over my life
im grateful and i found joy
as my previous 2 poems will reveal

newaez enuf blogging fer now
gonna defragment my smelly slow comp
take a shower
and hopefully be able to hit the books

her

on this starry starry night
one fit for a baby coo
the stars in the sky blaze so bright
to burn away the lonely blue
the full moon to the backdrop ignite
to chase away the shadow's crew
i find my heart searching for that ray of light
a need to seek a must not might
a desire to find to do
to illuminate my abyssal twilight
for until i find my one love so true
i'll always be looking out to find that special you
but i just might have already

you

me
somewhere out there
beyond the trees
away from the bear
that pesters the bees
you
by the ocean
and in the breeze
from the ocean
near where i breathe
us
to that somewhere of my belief
where hope and faith
are free to retrieve
what
there here and now is what i see
the other half of i and me
my love
perhaps it is not to be
but try i will, i will try and see
if the flowers will bloom for you for me
for if there is a perhaps a maybe
try i will, i will try and see

ntg to blog abt actually
but decided to blog for the sake of blogging

ok ive stoned here for quite a while
cant think of anything worth blogging abt

oh yes chinese Os
b3 oral distinction
ok its pretty sad considering its my best sub
but somehow i saw it coming
at least got that distinction there
can retake

newaez gov is fair
we asked lee hsien loong's son wad he got
c6
see the social studies textbook aint all that wrong
but somehow all the As went to girls this year
so far i only noe of one A in school

so thats that

ok ive lost my touch
dunno wad to blog abt
lalala

en guarde

the pressure is applied
blood begins to ooze out
ahhh
but he is not satisfied
the pressure is applied
and finally the climax comes-
the pus spills out

and that was the summary
of how i battled the big pimple on my nose
or as i prefer to call it
the tumour

for now i have followed in the path of lance armstrong
and battled the horrors of cancer
so i shall excel

if it is to be
it is up to me

ugh

just watched discovery channel
documentry on flat fish
found one part particularly funny

"the flatfish don't fight to mate with the female
they fight to decide who's male.
they have a body part for this purpose - the penis.
they also have the art of penis fighting
where they try to pierce the skin of one of the opponent's
penises with their own 2.
the winner gets to mate without needing to care for
the little flatfishes that are to come"

haircut

dear readers
please do pardon me for this rant entry

u cannot imagine how pissed i am
i'm suprised that im actually pissed
THAT HAIRSTYLIST MESSED UP MY HAIR
OMP

"not short please"
"ok"

and now im infested with 2,3 cm hair strands
for the 7th month in a row!~
roar
they nvr do listen
now i'll have to wait another 3 months for it to grow back
oh the horrors
somebody's gonna be getting real hurt
and i just saw the mirror just now
ITS UNEVEN
ompompompomp

ok im suprised at having teenage angst
BUT OH WHY THE HAIR?!?!

breathe
im ok! =)