standard chartered

at the unearthly time of approximately 5.30am in the morning on friday the 4th of december, members of the acX standard chart 10k team coagulated at the marina square steps facing the esplanade with the exclusion of jon little who was unexplicably LATE.

the team were to compete in the 10km race that very morning and had in their sights the prize money awarded to the top3 teams of each category. absent from the line up was overweight and overseas victor tan, replaced by the acceptable weight and localised acX secretary kenneth khing. the rest of the members included prime minister kev, deputy xide, jon, seb and seet.

just before the warm up phase of the team's preparation plans, a trip to the portable toilets was made. secretary kenneth khing was in desperate need to release his solid burdens from the night before and the bonjour bread he had had an hour ago. the rest were just in need of the toilet for toilet reasons. however upon the opening of the toilet door, the impending shit dangling from khing's anus cowered in trembling fear and went back home to the rectum. the VISIBLE stench, invisible shit on the floor due to sheer darkness and overall toilet condition became factors that scared the shit back into him. prime minister kev apparently got trapped in the toilet and could not come out. this later on affected him adversely during the race.
also, the dead body of former prime minister abdullah al leon is suspected to be locked up in one of the locked cubicles.

the race came to a start with jon seet and kev pulling away far infront, seb and xeed a gap behind, and secretary kenneth khing dragging his comp652s even further behind, but still pretty much ahead of now half-defunct acX member lualua, who was just unfit, slow, out of shape, fat and slow. far ahead of secretary khing apparently, were girls his age. they were the hua yi prodigies + famous/infamous sophie gollifer, who was as usual, in very very short shorts. they stayed infront of the secretary for about 4km before he played the crazy frog song in his head and ran according to that dingdingdingdingbambam rhythm.

the race came to an end with seet flying in first, just a credible 5 seconds behind hci kohkaiming, jon, kev, seb, khing and eventually xide, who was caught by the girls with 500m left%2