nice birthday

kevin choy ng! turns 18 today!
today was the culmination of the many, long
days months! of preparation

it all started very very long ago
i emphasize on the very
which started calling citycab a.k.a. uncle ng
whether nice wld stay home or stay boarding
den the calling of ccw ask if can go boarding
then the planning of the present
and finally,
the plan to make a big hoohah over vic's bdae
and keep nice's one quiet

only i think nice didnt realise the quiet part
but apart from that everything went quite well
here's the breakdown to nice's alchoholability age

Project Nice 18 : 30 January 2007'

Project Co-ordinator: (DPM) Low Xide

-Mission one
"Guard The Relic"
implications: Kevin Ng not to see present
objective1: deliever to Sebastian Koh via Victor Tan
objective2: avoid Kevin Ng
agent: (BGL) Kenneth Khing
method: wake up 20mins earlier, come sch earlier
--------MISSION ACCOMPLISHED--------

-Mission two
"Complete the puzzle"
implications: ZhangZhiming & GaryLim unaware of plans
objective1: get Zhang & Lim to write on present
objective2: avoid Kevin Ng
agent: (PM-in-trng) Sebastian Koh
method: Kevin Ng too stupid to know, just seek out targets
--------MISSION ACCOMPLISHED--------

-Mission three
"Plough The Land"
implications: Kenneth Khing to end school 1 hr later
objective1: stop Kevin Ng from going home
objective2: delay Kevin Ng's return to boarding
agent: (MOP) Kenneth Seet
method: slow, slow, very very slow long run
--------MISSION ACCOMPLISHED--------

-Mission four
"Lay The Mines"
implications: limited time, limited boarding space
objective1: hide present
objective2: notify Kevin Ng of present's presence
objective3: hide selves for surprise
agents: (DPM) Low Xide, (DIC) Victor Tan
method: Place present under Kevin Ng's bed
______ Write note on displaced Macbook
______ Hide in the toilet
--------MISSION ACCOMPLISHED--------

-Mission five
"Timed Strike"
implications: Kevin Ng might be too stupid to read MacBook
objective1: know when Kevin Ng is in the room
objective2: surprise him without being exposed in toilet
agents: (PM-in-trng) Sebastian Koh, (DPM) Low Xide, (BGL) Kenneth Khing, (DIC) Victor Tan, (Auds) Lee Changming
method: just whack
--------MISSION ACCOMPLISHED--------

-Bonus Mission (unlock with presence of Victor Tan)
"Assasinate The President"
implications: not birthday-like
objective1: decimate Kevin Ng's nipples
objective2: smash something through Kevin Ng
objective3: flatten Kevin Ng
agent: (DIC)/(Chief) Victor Tan and gang
method: twist with pliers and exchange
______ smash present through Kevin Ng
______ taupok, extremely terribly
--------MISSION NOT UNDERTAKEN--------

so long

i want to blog but there's ntg to blog abt
so long neh blog le should have smtg to blog abt
but maybe lose the magic touch alr

anw im just blogging for the sake of blogging
for all my fans out there awaiting eagerly
for my next and next and next entries
hanging onto every one of my
magnificent and wisdom-filled words

life for now though
has been hectic but relatively smooth
the work is still ever present
is still fall like rain
and comes whenever teacher pui saliva
but that isn't really that huge a problem
so schools ok

training on the other hand
has been marvelo-fantabulous
is got the hweeling
not just me but also the rest
hweel super positive abt this year oso
seems God has put everything in place
but i guess we will never know till d-day
but for now is just cruz-ing for us
and hweeling hwine hwor now

dance is just as busy
we've only so little time to practice
for y=mx+c
think its really good though
should be better than launch

newaez thats all for now
tomorrow is another day
duh

moved

this comp is up
and thus marked the completion of my house moving

plenty plenty is have happened
between my last post and now
happy happy sad sad
nice nice not nice

it is a tale too many to tell

therefore they shall not be told
and hopefully my wonder brain
will be able to remember every bit of it

tomorrow however will be a busy day
actually initially is originally not supposedly to be busy one
ang afternoon call me tomorrow go make notice board
like early early morning
sun havent come up shine on pi gu yet

then after that wearing sch u go church
han thinking is confirm praying for sch i think so too
pity her la have to parade around in -
The Anglo-Chinese School
(Independent) International
Baccalaureate World School
girls uniform
summore dunno how yeo convince her to wear the scarf
then he and jason wear the bomber
tmr ppl see alr really got urge to pray for us

need sleep now
not typing coherensly
later oversleep notice board making