move house

in case u didn noe
ima moving house
upper upper thomson
heh no typo there
its near sembawang
and de zoo~
can visit irving everyday

newaez there's this smelly big bee hive there
at nite if the windows are open
and lights all switched on
they fly in
last night i slept there with 12 bees
by the morning they died from either hunger or cold
my sis on the other hand
got stung on the hand
started swelling up and today shes got fever
slept thru the whole day
are bee stings venomous?

move house

great discovery today
xide has a long face
xide has tumors on either side of his cheeks
xide spits different coloured liquids
xide's face is between his legs
of course, we can guess what is on his shoulders

hi xeed
i can imagine the look on ur face now
yay! =P
im still sick so dun fry me
or cum on me for tt matter

cldnt tink of anything to blog for days
so xide shall be the victim
that is all

track finals draw to a close
almost died for the thing
hengly, thru God's grace, i didnt run tt race
found that if i ran the virus wldve stopped my heart
poof
no more kenneth khing
the world becomes a sadder place

newaez wldnt haf made a diff if i ran
even if i won it wldve made the overall loss worse
we wldve lost by just 3 points
which kinda sucks

finally
fresh wood is added to the fire
finally
a hand fans the flame
behold
it is re-ignited
alas
nothing much is the same
however
i'd rather have it this way
than for it to be doused again

sweet

dethroned

and so my reign on the 800 throne ends
no more khing of 800
now its zhen jie of 800
but the timing was... heck slow?
everyone was tired lah
yesterday was either 4x4, 1500 or 400
no one performed i guess
cept farrel lah
who beat his pb by 3 secs
and still held his head aft he crossed the line

the end

so anwz
backtrack backtrack
12 JULY:
HAPPY SISTER'S DAY.
goes out to caijing from jie =)

backtrack backtrack
was showering at cck one trng
xide n i were showering simultaneously in neighbouring cubicles
"khing... damn sick noe u"
"ur pubic hair floated to my cubicle"
apparently aroused
xide went on to make a big fuss out of it
he was proud

forward 5mins
kev n jon showering simultaneously in neighbouring cubicles
the shower dere very good
twist the knob can change temperature one
jon "aye how to change the temp. ah"
xide "turn the thing"
kev "NO PULL PULL PULL THE THING"
jon "its not getting any warmer"
kev "YOU'RE NOT PULLING IT RIGHT"
lolx
were going crazy in there

did i mention?
we took a pic of jon showering
YES XIDE TOOK JON NOT ME
i took kev but it was deleted
he was wearing pants =(

that song

ive joined the blogs-with-music club
a club i never tot i wldve joined
cuz i dun like blogs with music
but this song gave me lots to think abt
esp on this gloom, rainy afternoon
so here it is and im gonna blog abt it
if u will, listen and read

the song stirred up smtg in me
i cant quite grasp it properly
but it feels really familiar
amidst all the morbid strifes of life
it stands out in vibrant colors
balancing the entire equation
it makes life seem good to live again

i've felt this before
though now i've lost it
deep down i noe that out there somewhere
across the ugly landscape
and over the poluted seas
it lies in wait somewhere
silently waiting for me to discover it again
to embrace this feeling God gave us
to couple with sunrises and sunsets
to fuse with swaying daffodils
to marry with silent rainfalls
to find that joy once again

ive never thought much of it before
but perhaps this is the void i need to fill
the missing piece to the puzzle perhaps
to fill what seems empty
to drown out the meaninglessness of it all

even if finding it leaves me still empty
i guess it'll still be better than right now
grasping at seemingly nothing
at least i have something to seek and find
a goal i believe is beautiful
a picture painted with only bright colors
and innocent, naive intentions

whack

recently ive started studying harder again
wonder why
anw if u tink its cuz of Os
i'll start by asking if u noe my name
shoo

if im gonna end up like lance armstrong one day
as in testicular cancer and all
it'll definitely be the left one
thanks to a habit of mine i noticed
which involves having wallet in right pocket
and handfone in left
it has rung and kena smsed there so many times
ting-a-ling down dere's gonna drop right off one day
or perhaps grow a tumor
whatever it is
im keeping it this way
rather than switch and have 2 tumors
and 4 lumps

skl's been pretty kind so far
i mean well there's still hmwk and clashing and all
but ntg earthshaking
notice i didnt use yet there
not yet, at least
hmmm

oh btw read this on newpaper sometime ago
it was at the bottom of a whole list of puns
read it out loud:

"we sent 10 puns out to some ppl
in hope they would laugh
but no pun in ten did"

backdate

remember that day
the nite b4 aircon set timer
set abit too early
so was sweating in blankie and all
woke up late so had to rush nvr shower
tim "u stink!"
me "i'm a man of many smells"
tim "no... one smell only"
"smelly"

newaez had triathlon ytd
haha stupid swim caps
there were blue, lite blue, white and purple
was wearing purple
newaez there was the first wave
"blue caps pls step forward"
being color deficient
i tink i can be forgiven for stepping up
nvr mind if i stood right way infront
and the guy beside me had to tap my shoulder
tell me i was wearing wrong cap
and den i pretend pretend tot i was wearing blue
SO MALU
grrr
the race was overally quite gd lah
improved 8 mins from last yr
1:11
which wldve got me 1st last yr
this yr competition was tough
den here comes the cruel twist
i checked the top3 results
3rd was 1:14
and im not there
HOPE they made a mistake
cuz i was in e 3rd wave and mayb dey didn minus off the 6mins
PLEASE do not let the german guy with 3rd go home

i tink the wave system sucks
errors like these occur
and u cant tell if u're winning or not
cant get to enjoy the moment and the crowd
dun get the full experience package

newaez aft church ytd
went to the 174 bus stop
waited 45mins
every bus came twice
174 zero
fedddddup
walked across the road to take 93
and yes
the sad thing happened
no, dun make me go into it
or i shall fall into the pits of depression
sob sob