there r holes in my toilet ceiling
the aircon ppl cldnt finish e work 2dae
so left lots and lots of holes
hope no critters fall into my hse or aniting

newaez
found that if u wanna shit
but cant really force stuffs out
u shld go into the shower
and spray straight into e abyss of darkness
cuz while ur body is forcing it out
u're pushing it in
the rebellious side of u kicks in
and kicks the crap outta u
literally

was changing up in toilet aft trng
den suddenly seet did a chin up
on yy's cubicle door
seet "wah i saw yy's ass. damn white"
yy "oiiii~ basketball u"
so seet proceeds to his cubicle and changes up
yy, enraged, stops his shower halfway
does a chin up on seet's cubicle door
seet" oiii~ u wanna see ah?"
what followed after i did not know
actually neither do i want to

today was another funny xide day
dota again
for the unenlightened
u will find no truth here
haha and so we were happily playing
den in a solemn
actually retarded face
xide whispers to me
"khing... im stuck"
alas, his dagger of escape stranded him on a ledge
right outside de enemy camp
haha
it was his expression that set me off

i luv holiday life