first day

and so it ends
GOD SPOKE
i prayed
i flipped the bible
and there it was
a seemingly meaningless chapter
held all the answers i sought
i took the hard way out

not a carpet i will walk
but a cobble road i shall tread
a rough path i will travel
but with them on my side
i cannot fear

no decisions made

i cant come to a conclusion still
but i've ruled one out
now 2 remains
but i still am clueless
there's no time for me to ponder
i must choose

carpets

the carpets are rolled out
in no particular order
the yellow, the blue and the green
where my footprints will taint i cannot say
i am inconclusive

far reaching cries
and the far fletched theories elude me
my position forbids knowledge
i am not prepared to just try
the pros and cons outweigh themselves
there is no clear line
smokescreens obscure my sight
i cannot see

my answer i cannot find
the pieces i found
form no core of the puzzle
the bits and pieces mean less
where must i tread upon

phyics

a poem i will write
for my attempt to study physics
from the morn till this night

the re exams come on the break of the morrow
yet only today in the text i started to burrow
140 pages was all i had
but too many breaks i had to take
so 12 hrs ago is when i started
page 134 shows my study speed is quite retarded
`tis not a sin to be tempted
but to fall into sin, is
distractions many there were
from dota to apples to newpaper
just when i was about to brand my attention a jerk
i found that i study best in the toilet
3 chapters in 10mins i had covered
but holes in the ceiling had me kinda cowered
instead of the many things i shld b mugging
here i am still blogging
foregoing the precious sleep i will need
i m here to answer my desire's pleads
as u can see this poem is quite long
the minutes i wasted comes no less than in throngs
so adieu for now
i m off to study liao

there r holes in my toilet ceiling
the aircon ppl cldnt finish e work 2dae
so left lots and lots of holes
hope no critters fall into my hse or aniting

newaez
found that if u wanna shit
but cant really force stuffs out
u shld go into the shower
and spray straight into e abyss of darkness
cuz while ur body is forcing it out
u're pushing it in
the rebellious side of u kicks in
and kicks the crap outta u
literally

was changing up in toilet aft trng
den suddenly seet did a chin up
on yy's cubicle door
seet "wah i saw yy's ass. damn white"
yy "oiiii~ basketball u"
so seet proceeds to his cubicle and changes up
yy, enraged, stops his shower halfway
does a chin up on seet's cubicle door
seet" oiii~ u wanna see ah?"
what followed after i did not know
actually neither do i want to

today was another funny xide day
dota again
for the unenlightened
u will find no truth here
haha and so we were happily playing
den in a solemn
actually retarded face
xide whispers to me
"khing... im stuck"
alas, his dagger of escape stranded him on a ledge
right outside de enemy camp
haha
it was his expression that set me off

i luv holiday life

slack

and so i failed to study again
cant seem to put my mind to it
where did all the determination go?

slacking ard is fun
doing ntg is nice
feeling bored is pleasurable

beats going to school

cant really understand ppl
hu miss skl during e hols
what???
maybe its just me
or rather, the minority
i'd rather have more hmwk and hols
den less hmwk and school
brrr

july beckons
the hols are drawing to a close
the morrow bids the end a louder hello
i cant stop this occurance tho i wished i could
the waves still beat against the shore
the moon still orbits round the earth
this battle against time i cannot win
as i am slain over and over again
a booming voice bellows:
"owning"

man of boredom here to blog
impart my boredom, i shall
you have been warned

today
khingky played dota
khingky got owned
khingky played another round
khingky owned
that is all!

12/7 morn: 800 heats
14/7 morn: 1500 heats
15/7 morn: 800 finals
20/7 afte: 1500 finals

to whom it may concern:

shhhhh!
speak no more
that's for me
hear no more
i shall not speak
too much you know
yet too little you realize
rigidity will cost you knowledge
but probe and still play your chances
your call

funny

15hundred was...
kinda interesting
okok run

and so i did the first 10m fast
big deal
apparently it was, to the rest
i became the unanimous pace maker
lol??
by which i did a crap of a job
the first 3 was a joke
or rather, a jog
well and fine for me tho
if only nats can liddat oso
steady pom pi pi

lan-ed with acx again
this time tho
we had special guest
one of the 3 prodigies of 2003 track
baskets
reproduced his performance in dota
which wld b quite ok actually
if he didnt tell us he sucked =(

newaez
GOD IS GOOD
was just walking walking today
den this fruit fell from a tree
just missed my head
hit my foot
right, not centre
wahh heng
den the next tree i came to
there was this
giant jackfruit at its roots
0.0
yay nvr tong tong qiang

roar

2.09.52

sad sad run
tactically correct
which is even sadder
sob sob
so currently
i've beaten my sec2 time twice
sad sad record oso

newaez
there was an innovative vending machine at tp
haha
there was this column
that had a 'mystery drink'
not sure if it's different everytime u press
but i sure didnt want a second try

15hundred 2ml
lets see where i stand
very hopefully infront =)

music

just struck me
the music we (at least i) listen to
apart from sounding good
sometimes represent our thoughts
what we think or feel
ponder or wonder
so with that
i leave u all with a puzzle
my new top20:

1. Just To Be The Next To Be With You - Mr.Big
2. Jerk It Out - Caesar's Palace
3. Speed Of Sound - Coldplay
4. Dear Jamie... Sincerely Me - Hellogoodbye
5. I Saw It On Your Keyboard - Hellogoodbye
6. Goodnight Goodnight - Hot Hot Seat
7. Touch Down Turn Around - Hellogoodbye
8. Sitting, Waiting, Wishing - Jack Jackson
9. Russel An Shwanz - Wir Sind Helden
10. Tide Is High - Atomic Kitten
11. You Make Me Wanna - Blue
12. Breathe - Michelle Branch
13. Toxic Girl - Kings Of Convenience
14. Shimmy Shimmy Quarter Turn - Hellogoodbye
15. Call And Return - Hellogoodbye
16. Qi Li Xiang - Jay Chou
17. Tisbury Lane - Mae
18. Bonnie Taylor Shakedown - Hellogoodbye
19. Who Am I - Casting Crowns
20. I Just Think She's The Best - Hellogoodbye

hellogoodbye ownage again!!
SUPPORT HELLOGOODBYE

no blog?

recently more and more ppl stopped bloggin
what gives?
some were avid bloggers,
others just occasional bloggers.
different bloggers alike quit altogether
can someone explain this phenomenon???

one case may be known as
the kevin ng case
whereby the user forgets the login pass
and therefore is unable to blog
and also unable to remove the stagnant blog
which results in readers
starin at the same line
over perhaps months
one such example (from no particular blog):

January 20, 2005
Back from Kluang everybody!

as such
we can infer that this pervasive situation
has many influencing factors
and is unlikely to be contained
right now
we can only hope
that the existing bloggers
will keep faith in their blogs
and prevent blogs being listed
under "endangered species"

this is kenneth khing, singapore

to run

just talked to an ex general
in track, that is
a name that struck fear into fellow runners
a name, when mentioned, made ppl cringe
menacing speed, he had
800 was his event

of course, that was the past
he had since golden baisin wash hand
retired from the rounds on red rubber

he's now a mountain biker
and still a cool guy
says he'll come down to watch me run
run that 2 rounds

so now there's all the more reason to run well
there's more motivation for me
his support worked some wonders
gave me some push
cuz i want to see him back
clad in his running kit
armed with his spikes
and to run alongside him once again

let my run
turn him back
come back, my friend

roar
cycled to skl in e morn
thing is
just outside my hse
found tt both tires airless
so it was a bumpy, scary 1.5hr ride
got my wrist injured in e process

nats are coming
i tink im progressing alright
heres a summary

lasting power - 40%
holding power - 60%
speed - 94%

cannot slp

the time now is 3.18am
roar
i went to bed at 10
never slpt a wink
dun like these kinda times
realli realli irritating
cuz they owaez happen when u nid slp
so here i am
trying to strain my eyes on e comp
so hopefully i can slp soon

self proclaimed last day

lee said he's happy when he shits
esp aft holding it fer quite long
claims he smiles while he shits
*imagines*
oh like,
LOL

anwz while i sat down to crap just now
i kinda started thinking
what makes me happy?
what would make me smile when i tink of it?
so i found that it was memories
fished out from my rusty memory banks
jokes, jacks, pranks, nonsense and more
and so as i flipped through each page
i began to smile as well
guess darren wasnt e only one
to crap and smile simultaneously
hurr

what makes you happy?

nothing to blog

nothing to blog
therefore pointlessness
will be the theme for today


this is a word. wait it just became a phrase. or was it a sentence? whatever. now i have sentences! this is bad. i just wanted a word!! now i have sentences? hold on this is beginning to look like a paragraph. holy cow. i have a paragraph. whether it is the head body or tail i have no idea but this is a paragraph. soon i predict a novel. in accordance to the prophecy this shall become a novel!

questions without answers

now four bubbles arose from that lava pit
one was a clear, unblemished bubble
one was a sub of another
one was an oval bubble, pointing in just one direction
and the other was a black bubble

but just one of these bubbles
held within itself, light

a straight path
a coincidence
a plot
or a sub plot?

there is no end to the questions
the bubbles will split

but for now
i'm safer not moving
when the time comes
i'll still need to decide
to burst or not to burst
roar

newspaper

experimenting abdullah's newspaper writing

hope it works out

here goes

Punked

report by:Kenneth Khing

On the 6th of June at approximately 3:30pm in a classroom of a well-known school, a senior prefect of the school was the victim of an awful prank by his peers.

Kenneth, 16 (not his real name) alleged that he was locked out of class by his classmates, who had used a stack of chairs to jam the door handle and renderering the class inadmittable. At this point of time, his mobile phone was supposed to have been within the class, at the mercy of his fellow classmates.

Desperate situations called for desperate measures.

In a moment of sheer genius inspiration, Kenneth ransacked the free lockers outside the class and found a file thin enough to slide under the door while strong enough to withstand considerable pressure.

Jamming the file under the door slit where he estimated the leg of the chair would be, the chairs were jerked out of position and therefore he made his entry. Such creativity must be applauded and perhaps awarded a Nobel Prize.

Upon entry, he allegedly found his mobile in the possesion of Irving, 16 (not his real name) who ran out of class, together with the Nokia 3300.

Running late, Kenneth had to rush to the school's lecture theater for an Additional Mathematics lecture. Just before it commenced, a tampered, but camouflaged mobile phone was returned to Kenneth.

Upon return to the class, Kenneth was informed by Irving and another classmate Joel 16, (not his real name) that they had sent a suggestive and kinky message to person A.

A series of denial, explanation and desperate smses were sent to, and another set of disbelief and disgust were sent fro. Person A was by no means trusting Kenneth. The last sms that was received by Kenneth at exactly 15:59:58 wreaked the most Havoc:

"U r on gotcha in Jacob.Im irving"

Apparently, Irving had changed person A's number to his, and was engaged in an all-out mission to traumatize Kenneth under the pretence of person A. Kenneth did not take this well. In a frenzied rage, a broom, a fire extinguisher and even a keyboard became weapons in a classic no-holds-barred battle royal.

However Kenneth's undeniably good temper had prevented him from embarking on such a killing spree.

Said Irving, when confronted about the incident: "It wasn't me!" said the big, brawny young man "it was Joel! I'm only the subordinate!"

In an extremely cool reply, Kenneth went on to announce: "What (beep) doth thou speaketh of?"

Unconvinced, Kenneth decided to let loose his rage, commonly known as hell, and eclared armageddon on Irving and Joel, whoever the culprit may have been.

Sensing danger, Irving's arms suddenly extended in length, almost touching his toes. He had metamorphosized into a gorilla. Such was the resemblance that other than the arms, nothing else changed. Amongst the 'hoo hoo hah hah', Irving leaped out the classroom window and plummelled down the third story of the building, landing on a tree whereby he skillfully swung himself down to safety.

Joel on the other hand, took the front door.

No physical casualties, be it human or animal was recorded.

sunday morning he was sleeping

gave sora a wipe down today
not that easy noe
she's got the curves and all
lots of hard to reach places
oh and brought her to e shop to change her rear
now i can ride her again

and so i need rest
zzzzzz

"Beep beep beEP BEEP BEEP"
..i..The alarm volume ascended in futile. They contribute nil to rousing him from the abyss of his slumber. His ears permit no intrusion.
thinkThis goes on for an hour when finally, fatigue overtakes his mobile. It falls back into its own deep sleep.


.i'm.The sleeper awakes. In under five and a half hours later. Stretching lazily, he sighs in relief. The weekend break is a massive welcome after five gruelling days of battling various tremors at 121 Dover Road. Outside, the gentle breeze ruffles the dangling leaves of the oakwood, dissipating the Sun's rays into a distorted array; an unrehearsed dance.
..in.The stark realisation hits him.
.loveHe slept through Kien Mau's training.

and so it goes
i missed another day of trng
mite as well lah
im shagged out
i cld lie on the floor whole day
and drool the whole house wet

didn stop me from cycling to church tho
just alot alot alot slower
which still is kinda cool

the uncool part came at night on the return trip
fragments of stones along the road are a commonsight
therefore i paid little heed to the tiny distractions
however today spoke of a different story
soaring with sora down city hall
ahead was suntec city
while to my left was nicoll highway
swerving towards the once-shaky highway
the exposed side of sora's back tires brushed some stones
some nastily sharp ones, too

POP

even through my headphones
the punture was rather evident
with ard 15km to go
i prayed for journey mercies
and embarked on a rough ride home
it's been a long time since i burst a tire
so the reverberations were a rude irritation
coupled with a poor choice of underwear
which caused the marbles to spill out the sides
it was an irritation indeed
a whole 15km of irritation
roar

baaammmm

"Beep beep beEP BEEP BEEP"
The alarm volume ascended in futile. They contribute nil to rousing him from the abyss of his slumber. His ears permit no intrusion.
This goes on for an hour when finally, fatigue overtakes his mobile. It falls back into its own deep sleep.


The sleeper awakes. In under five and a half hours later. Stretching lazily, he sighs in relief. The weekend break is a massive welcome after five gruelling days of battling various tremors at 121 Dover Road. Outside, the gentle breeze ruffles the dangling leaves of the oakwood, dissipating the Sun's rays into a distorted array; an unrehearsed dance.
The stark realisation hits him.
He slept through Kien Mau's training.

and so it goes
i missed another day of trng
mite as well lah
im shagged out
i cld lie on the floor whole day
and drool the whole house wet

didn stop me from cycling to church tho
just alot alot alot slower
which still is kinda cool

the uncool part came at night on the return trip
fragments of stones along the road are a commonsight
therefore i paid little heed to the tiny distractions
however today spoke of a different story
soaring with sora down city hall
ahead was suntec city
while to my left was nicoll highway
swerving towards the once-shaky highway
the exposed side of sora's back tires brushed some stones
some nastily sharp ones, too

POP

even through my headphones
the punture was rather evident
with ard 15km to go
i prayed for journey mercies
and embarked on a rough ride home
it's been a long time since i burst a tire
so the reverberations were a rude irritation
coupled with a poor choice of underwear
which caused the marbles to spill out the sides
it was an irritation indeed
a whole 15km of irritation
roar

end of first half

ntg much outta e ordinary 2dae
cept that they brought binocs to bird watch
hardcore ogglers
i tink i'll bring mine nxt week

oh fergot to mention yesterdae
quote from saran in toilet

"my ass is not a sexual organ"

bad day

hmmm ok so today wasnt a happy one
i didn show it
but i got kinda angry a few times
feel like roaring
roar
yay i feel better
roar

kien mau

yes kien mau
just committed new coach's name to heart
had first actual trng 2dae which ate into dinner time
anwz it was realy good
and i was really suprised that i cld still sprint
how qool

newaez got abit sleepy in class
dawdled this poem/riddle/random tots
decipher

quaff

A simple and broken
full yet empty
Metamorphosis in the twilight
the tweaking of a king
his abdication and aberation
the ascension an eluded mystery
By fusion and integration
but an integration without fusion
the bloody mass lay in pieces
its ornate figure disfigured
Though they embark on embedding
and stealing through the lofty loot
a void in the depths of the abyss is all they find
for he has no answer to his own riddle

conc camp

conc camp day1
rather fun i shld say
if skl were like tt
i wld definitely do better
excluding the go home at 9.30pm part of cuz

today during recreational time
i scored my best ever soccer goal
wonder sia
as usual, i played defense
and from 35m out
on the 40m long field
i whacked an aerial ball
and it went in
just under the bar
whee

newaez
tink if i ever get prostrate cancer
it'll b on e left
cuz of habit
hp, mp3 player always on e left
right reserved for wallet
is tt logical?