05 ends

today we see off 2005
tomorrow we usher in 2006

with a new year entry
comes the usual new year resolutions
which are set and hardly met
but im proud to say ive met just abt all of mine
cant exactly rmb but ive missed not more than two
altho its good to set goals to achieve
this time i dun intend on making resolutions
over the year we lose sight of these things
and they become meaningless
until the end of the next year
den u realise and announce u didnt meet your resolutions

right now im just gonna look over my shoulder
look back at the year gone past
highlight some more important events

April: the acX story
yet again, not one of a fairytale. 2005 marked acX's first ever title defence since cross country started. as we know, we failed. ridden with my 12th ankle injury, it was a hard fought though lowly 10th place for me. our magical multi-month journey did not have a happy ending, but the build up was typical acX - stupendifantastabulous. as i look back now, i can still maintain my stand - i wouldnt exchange the experience for the title.

May: spiritual peak
yes i noe when i peaked. it was a snowball from the december youth camp. another amazing journey for me. i learned to live the life i should live, and i learned how to like it. i learned how to go about being a real christian and i learned how to do it well. now at least i know.

July: missing in action
the track and field. a tight schedule meant i missed the 800 record and even got dethroned. but second was good. i was content. then i missed my 1500 through a virus which almost killed me. seeing how im now in ib, i missed my last nationals with e giants from the same age group. it was a test of my ability to fend of the disappointment and frustration. i think i can give myself an A.

September: the qhueen throned
unofficically, the khing got his qhueen. of course a high point in my life, and still building upwards, moving forwards. no signs of slowing down. zilch.

December: team bonding
the traditional acX team bonding. involves plenty of training, lan, making fun and poking fun. we've actually come a long way. if some of us still even remembers, there were signs of cracks in acX when the new blood came in. now we're one again.


of course there are things that i wished i could go back and change, but keeping in mind that ups and downs must coexist together and that downs actually compliments ups, i must say it was a more uppy year than downy. the year's been great.

so here's bidding 05 goodbye and embracing 06. with hopes or beliefs that 06 will be a good year. hello world.

school acometh

hear that?
scribbling of pens
flipping of pages
screaming of teachers
yawns and snores of fellow students
school beckons

see that?
teacher's black face
concealing of illegal attire
rising pile of papers and books
school beckons

feel that?
fear and trepidation
restlessness and frustration
extremely peeved (aka f***ing pissed)
school beckons

so it is
wah biang is right
oh yes is wrong
school is here... soon enough

no more trng, eat, lan, go home
no more overflowing hair
no more freedom of snack time
no more sleeping 16hours
wah biang is right

overwhelming homework to come
barrage of scoldings to come
waves of dilemma to come
multitudes of rushing to come
oh yes is wrong

school is here... soon enough

xmas cometh

christmas is ard e korner!
so if u relaking one korner better move
later christmas like lorry come and langah u
den u blank out
end up with white xmas
anw with e period of xmas comes the presents
and for the first time in kenneth khing history
im buying more den 2 presents
heh
lousy presents cannot blame me ah
i prezzie noob

shopping for prezzies no mean feat
need to travel distances
find places to buy stuff
know what stuff to buy
know what stuff ppl will like
and esp with ppl like xide ard
who u just cant think of anything to buy for
its really quite tough
den still must worry ppl kope idea
later become one of the twenty to give same gift
haii
of course theres oso the budget aspect
many nice and appropriate stuffs price not that nice
it becomes very tempting to switch off
go into the its-the-thought-that-counts-mood
get some cheap shit and circulate

`tis the season to be giving
tangible or intangible
presents, love, forgiveness
just to name a few
thats the spirit to catch
the spirit of how God gave us the greatest gift
the gift called Jesus Christ
yes xmas aint about fat man in velvet red clothes
its just another distraction from the real meaning
btw for the unenlightened
santa claus can rearrange to form satan lucas
not say all the lucases all bad la
some only... like the lucas i noe
terrigible horrigible incorrigible vegetable that one

anw with e coming of xmas
spells the drawing closer of school
the dreaded school days are here
SPEAKING OF WHICH
wah lau ib ppl have to wear new tie
new but ugly tie
yellow and striped la
so terok one
den e yr1-4 still the normal blue one
eeeeeeee
aaaaaahhhhh
ooooooooooooh

posted

haha so i still end up back in acsi
for until march at least
heh
no A levels man
A stands for Abandoned
IB stands for I'm Back
back where? back in acsiibws
whats that?
anglo-chinese school(independent) international baccalureate world school
basket damn long right
but thats just acsiibws
long winded and irritating
but nevertheless still kick kar cheng

right now i sit hear shirtless infront of e comp
sticky all over
mosquito bites pervading my perfectly sculpted body
and disgusted by the strong, salty stench
floating up from my feet to my nostrils
badly stinkyating i tell u
nose gonna close shop liao
my lau bu still happily in e toilet for dunno how long
PEK CHEK AH
tabulei tahan my feet liao
more potent than chemical ali's chemicals
summore this one here mobile
got mind of its own

tomorrow trng + sectional outing
clash
jia lat
so how?
after many many ponders
khingky has decided to go for trng
pon the candy cane hunt business
dun like these kinda games
get on my nerves only
budden abit aiyah oso
no more cell le den now this one might be last oso
not that there were many to start with la
ok didnt really like e previous few oso
maybe alot of ppl think getting tortured/embarrased is fun
dun tink so la
ok i dun really mind all this kinda stuffs
but to wake up in e morning, travel there, wait, endure alot of stuff
den lick mentos from flour
down curry+chilli+bbq sauce all at once
run into fence
do forfeit
most importantly not have fun
haha bu zhi dao but is that supposed to be nice?
thinks not

newaez as u can see im becoming more ranty
must be the effect of getting into ib
now im an ib`er le
must have ib`er book shit
crap alot argue over ntg spout rubbish
but critically,
still sound right

today

tomorrow's posting!
or rather the results of posting
tomorrow i shall take marcus's cue
change my msn nick in accordance to where i go
"the pits" will mean that i didnt get into jc
not that i got into rj

nowadays more things are happening
partly due to hols
cuz hols mean less monotony of school
budden like less to blog oso
nothing really worth blogging down
maybe cuz even the worthy things happen over n over again
but hols still rock more den school
i dun wanna go back to school =(

im trying really hard now to blog abt smtg
no mean feat
esp if u try to avoid
daily mundane matters
stuff that authorities will come aft u for
attention seeking stuffs
hypocritical stuff that dun need to be said at all
bratty rantings
and overuse of philosophical entries
that leaves close to ntg left to type no?

another sub standard post
sorry marhn

home sweet home

and now i sit here in my chair
fresh from a lousy game of cm5
home from an ok game of legkickball (lkb)
some good dota
and in need of sitting on the toilet bowl

yes im back from church camp
singapore is a happy place yet again
sadly tho i didnt love it
apart from the food and the place itself
all i liked was the powerpacked services
maybe cuz God always meets my expectations
that im not that amazed anymore
its kinda like his thing isnt it?
yeah i didnt like the games and all
cept the sock wrestling thing on the canvas
that was amusing
but yeah i didnt take to the games

apparently this syndrome aint pervasive
i see many grow in their spirits
thats good
they become nicer to hang ard

oh and i got my phone back
after ard 36 days
seems so long ago
and the memorys still intact!
still emits the farnie sounds

better start my xmas shopping soon
draft a list of ppl and items
den go out and hit the shops
before the hoarding crowd comes
cuz inevitably
one as hot as me is sure to get groped
little mr tiny down there dun take well to being groped
did i say little mr tiny?
i meant gargantuan mr colossus
anw his neighbour the anus is screaming out now
i need to go sit sit in e toilet
byebye

eve of camp

as tomorrow's sun dances across the sky
blitzing through the clouds and on the fly
on the bus is where i'll be
en route to church by seven thirty

decked in a jacket to fend the morning chill
i squirm in my seat to get a comfy rest
but only in my space am i to fill
yet also space for my bags that is the test

i alight before i nod off
sleepily i wonder where i got off
here's adam road you're going to church
illegally across the road i begin to surge

an hour later i'm on the bus again
travelling across the northern causeway
and as i try to alleviate my back pain
we're at sofitel to start church camp's very first day

standard chartered

at the unearthly time of approximately 5.30am in the morning on friday the 4th of december, members of the acX standard chart 10k team coagulated at the marina square steps facing the esplanade with the exclusion of jon little who was unexplicably LATE.

the team were to compete in the 10km race that very morning and had in their sights the prize money awarded to the top3 teams of each category. absent from the line up was overweight and overseas victor tan, replaced by the acceptable weight and localised acX secretary kenneth khing. the rest of the members included prime minister kev, deputy xide, jon, seb and seet.

just before the warm up phase of the team's preparation plans, a trip to the portable toilets was made. secretary kenneth khing was in desperate need to release his solid burdens from the night before and the bonjour bread he had had an hour ago. the rest were just in need of the toilet for toilet reasons. however upon the opening of the toilet door, the impending shit dangling from khing's anus cowered in trembling fear and went back home to the rectum. the VISIBLE stench, invisible shit on the floor due to sheer darkness and overall toilet condition became factors that scared the shit back into him. prime minister kev apparently got trapped in the toilet and could not come out. this later on affected him adversely during the race.
also, the dead body of former prime minister abdullah al leon is suspected to be locked up in one of the locked cubicles.

the race came to a start with jon seet and kev pulling away far infront, seb and xeed a gap behind, and secretary kenneth khing dragging his comp652s even further behind, but still pretty much ahead of now half-defunct acX member lualua, who was just unfit, slow, out of shape, fat and slow. far ahead of secretary khing apparently, were girls his age. they were the hua yi prodigies + famous/infamous sophie gollifer, who was as usual, in very very short shorts. they stayed infront of the secretary for about 4km before he played the crazy frog song in his head and ran according to that dingdingdingdingbambam rhythm.

the race came to an end with seet flying in first, just a credible 5 seconds behind hci kohkaiming, jon, kev, seb, khing and eventually xide, who was caught by the girls with 500m left%2

thursday day sun is shining

first and foremost
a happy 14 to ah quan
may ur life b long and useful
just like toilet paper

no inspiration tonight
dun intend to wait for it to come oso
so i shall just type a poem here
abt not having anything to blog about
enjoy

i rest my ass on my comfy chair
at my flat screen monitor i begin to stare
this blank blogger page how will i fare
a good entry tonight should come to scare

fingers poised to type
an entry to generate some hype
the ideas will come all right
just that the time not really ripe

up till now still no ling gan
sit down here backside buay tahan
ideas coming ban ban dan
blogger instincts become so lan

blogging tonight was not to be
the ideas just not coming to me
tomorrow night den come and see
before the idea turns to flee